Updated five days a week, the completely revamped Cracked.com includes a host of new features, including "Celebrity Blogs," spoofs, web comics, animated and live-action films and messageboards where users can discuss comedy and entertainment, pop culture, the number of celebrity poker shows that cable television can support at any one time, cat shows, Dick Cheney's lip curl, Paris Hilton's sex tape, Supreme Court nominations, determining who the father of Katie Holmes' spawn actually is, British dental care, muffin recipes, rising gas prices, Scientology and silent births (what, no epidural?), Burt Reynolds' hair (or lack thereof), rugby versus football, knitting, Al Pacino's constant yelling, sumo wrestling, nipple slips, winning at roulette, masturbation techniques and other weighty matters of global importance.